There's no getting away from the fact that Mother Nature had it in for Adolf Hitler. Not only was he vertically challenged, he was follically challenged also. What is not commonly known is that the fuhrer was also testicularly challenged to boot. That is, he was born with just one testicle. Now one can hide ones shortness with a raised boot, and if one adopts a finely coiffured comb-over, one can disguise ones baldness, but how, one must ask, does one hide the fact that one only has one testicle?
"Oops I must have dropped one..."
"Someone stole it. I have reported it to the Police."
"Eva and I were having fun and the knife slipped."
You can't help but not feel sorry for the little balding monoscroted piece of shit...
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rumor has it that his one ball was size of waterlelon...Eva Braun was always spitting seeds
Maybe that's why he adopted such long strides when he walked. It seemed to take off - everyone in uniform was doing it at one point...
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