Antonia Mendoza, a Los Angeles attorney, spent over three hours in hospital having his mobile phone removed from his rectum. During the operation, it rang three times. After recovering from his ordeal in the Trauma Centre, Mendoza explained: "The dog carries my phone all over the house. He must have taken it into the shower and I slipped on a tile, fell against the dog and sat right down on the on the damn thing..."
Doctors also removed one electric toothbrush, one cappuccino frother, two root vegetables, and a vibrating chinese stress-ball from the same orifice. Mendoza had no explanation as to how these items came to be lodged inside his anus, and refused to discuss the matter further.
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