Einstein was unable to speak fluently until he was nine, causing his parents to think that he might be retarded.
When his father removed the duct tape he was astounded to find that young Albert was not only fluent in his native tongue, but also in 17 other languages.
He deduced that his son had been sneaking out of the cellar at night and receiving free tuition from the girls at the international brothel down the street.
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