The Duke of Windsor was so besotted with his great love Wallis Simpson that he refused to allow her to touch used banknotes for fear her precious hands would become soiled. Every day he issued her with a wad of freshly-printed banknotes.
Little did he know that on a recent visit the Middle East, Wallis had adopted the common practice of wiping her arse with her hand and giving it a perfunctuary rinse under running water. If no water was available, Wallis found the new banknotes came in extremely handy.
Old filmreels of the time show a happy, smiling Wallis handing out used banknotes to the various wellwishers who took the time and trouble to come and say, "Hello you filthy old slut."
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